Beer flavored nipples…?
January 28th, 2011 § Leave a Comment
Since I became an indy (independent escort), I’ve been pretty steady. I receive a lot more email requests than I would actually accept, and half of them automatically get trashed for rude or offensive language or because the message is just plain stupid. I realize I’m an escort, but am still a lady, after all. This isn’t me being stuck up or mean, but come on. I can’t be expected to reply to, let alone entertain, an email received at 12 am asking whether I’m available tonight. Sorry. Ain’t gonna happen.
Anyway, I noticed that, lately, I’ve been getting so many more requests from people I don’t know. Some I see, some I don’t, and some just waste time like I’m a pen pal or something. I have no idea what’s going on, but…I LIKE IT! I’m not advertising any differently, I haven’t kicked up my ads any more than I usually do…hell, I’ve actually slowed them down a bit because I’m so busy at work-work. What could be the deal? There must be some sort of rumor going around. Maybe the word got passed around that I’m sporting beer flavored nipples? Maybe some guy heard that Dr. Pepper isn’t the only thing with 23 flavors? Who knows. But I’m definitely enjoying all the super hot and very dirty sexy time. Bring it on boys, and don’t forget to fasten your seat belts!
Man…I love my job!
